MWAHAAHAHAHAAA!! Here are some vids I hop you enjoy.

Can you Out-fart Michael Moore Like Peter Griffin did?




uhmmm...



DONT ASK....

Stupid Labels

Liquid Plummer Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Windex Do not spray in eyes.

Toilet Plunger Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter Safe to use around pets.


Bowl Fresh Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Baby Oil Keep out of reach of children

Sleeping Pills Warning: May cause Drowsiness

Komatsu Floodlight This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Earplugs These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Matches Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Mattress Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

RCA Television Remote Control Not Dishwasher Safe

Hair Dryer Warning: Do not use while sleeping

Road Sign Caution water on road during rain.

Road Sign Cemetery Road. Dead End

500-piece puzzle: Some assembly required.

Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.

New Zealand insect spray:This product not tested on animals.

Disposable razor:Do not use this product during an earthquake.

Bottle of shampoo for dogs Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish

A birthday card for a 1 year old.Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.

Microwave Oven:Do not use for drying pets


Sign at a railroad station:Beware! To touch these wires is instant death.Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

THURSDAY THIRTEEN

THIRTEEN REASONS WHY I CANT STOP WATCHING GREY'S ANATOMY:
1.Meredith is dead.

2.DENNY DUQUETTE!!

3. The fact that McDreamylooks like a chicken but is still really attractive.

4. Addison is really awesome, now that she's not being psyco.

5. Alex has straightened up.

6. Merdith is dead.

7. It's funny seeing people freak out for no reason.

8. Meredith is dead.

9. It gets all your emotions out. You cry alot during it.

10. Meredith is dead.

11. I adore Christina.

12. Meredith is dead.

13.I love the fact that Meredith chose Mc Dreamy over Mc Best Friend and Mc Vet. But we all knew that Mc Best Friend was going to with Callie. Oh did I mention Meredith is dead?

Meredith.....

SPOILER!!!



Why Did they have to kill her off? Why? She's the main character! It's just not fair. But I am happy with her death in only one way....WE GOT TO SEE DENNY DUQUETTE!!!! My whole family screamed when he said his line. I am STILL in total shock about the whole thing. It's just so amazing!! Now What's McDreamy going to do, Huh? That's my question. And is McSteamy going soft on us?? I dunno. I'm confused. Seriously! Oh, And what the heck is up with the psyco little kid? She SCARES me!! I dunno. Well I'm going to go look for Jeffery Dean Morgan interviews....

UUUUUUUUUUZOHH!!

Well...I AM my mother's child.. I ADORE basketball...Even though we got our Butts spanked. yeah, It ended in 41 to 67. It was horrible. Pretty Painful. haha So how is everyone? Sorry I haven't been blogging. Anyway, Back to UZOH! I loved yelling that whenever he made a basket. It was so fun. I also realized i want to play drums. Be on drumline...oh yeah. I hate the Clarinet With a firey passion It's annoying, not to mention I cant breathe very good. Well It's snowing here, YET AGAIN. Well I think I'm going!
Love to you all!!

Well....I wrote a song

This is a song i wrote about my favorite Dessert...It's to the song My Immortal...But i re=worded it.


MY PUDDING
I'm so tired of eating you,
Suppressed by all of it in the world.
And if you have to go,
I wish that you would just go,
Cause your scent Still lingers here,
And it wont leave my fridge!


[CHORUS]]
This pudding wont seem to leave.
This pudding just tastes so good.
There's just too much sugar in it!
When you'd Yell I'd bring you pudding!
When you'd scream I'd fight for that pudding
And I held your bowl through all of theses Years,
and you still dissed,
The puuuudddiiiing


I used to eat youAllllllll the time
Now I'm bound by the taste,You've left behind.
Your taste it comes
To my once scary nightmares
Your taste it chased them away
ALL THE HYPERNESS IN ME

[[chorus]]
BRIDGE-
I've tried to go on a diet
But though it's so yummy
I've been eating it alll along!

[[chorus]]

FINE THEN HAVE IT YOUR WAY!

I'll make up something.
So today was fun. Magical ponies came to school and gave us all magical Lollipops! They were yummy! I had a blast!
Also I have a fund raiser in band (this is for reals) And If I sell 15 items, I get a free ticket to Frontier city when the band goes. It'll be fun. YUP YUP! I'm going to torture Mr. Speakmand into riding the Boomerang. FUN STUFF! lol
Happy Melanie?
Good.

Rawr.

I'm bored. Mel wants me to update and I have nothing to say.
Yup.

Mr. Winter Is Being a Jerk to Us.

Well...Anne and I were SUPPOSED to go to a wrestling match at school today. We even had our group worked out. Drew, Cody, Alex, Anne, and I were going, BUT NOOOO MR. WINTER HAD TO COME AND CANCEL SCHOOL!! sigh. I love winter, and snow, But I hate making up for the snow days. HOPEFULLY The wrestling match is re-scheduled, because I really wanna go. Alright I'll update later.


OH YEAH! Before I forget..I'm winning on tomb raider! BEAT THAT TAKOMOTO!!
Oaky Bye
Kristin