Liquid Plummer Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Windex Do not spray in eyes.
Toilet Plunger Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter Safe to use around pets.
Bowl Fresh Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
Baby Oil Keep out of reach of children
Sleeping Pills Warning: May cause Drowsiness
Komatsu Floodlight This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
Earplugs These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Matches Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Mattress Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
RCA Television Remote Control Not Dishwasher Safe
Hair Dryer Warning: Do not use while sleeping
Road Sign Caution water on road during rain.
Road Sign Cemetery Road. Dead End
500-piece puzzle: Some assembly required.
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.
New Zealand insect spray:This product not tested on animals.
Disposable razor:Do not use this product during an earthquake.
Bottle of shampoo for dogs Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish
A birthday card for a 1 year old.Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.
Microwave Oven:Do not use for drying pets
Sign at a railroad station:Beware! To touch these wires is instant death.Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
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What about.."Watch for ice on bridge" or "Dip in the road" or Childrens medicine "Do not use if printed neckband is broken or missing" or "Warning drinking alocholic beverages impares your ability to drive" or "Shake Well" (from a milk carton or juice or something)
That proves that there are some stupid people in this world. LOL
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